That anyone believed any of these were real is amazing.
December 31, 2014
6 Things I Don’t Understand About The Fat Acceptance Movement. FA movement == accepting failure and early death as “lifestyle.”
Google got it wrong. The open-office trend is destroying the workplace. Yep. Just absolutely nukes productivity.
War on General Purpose Computers is the difference between utopia and dystopia. Yep. Have been saying this since 1996.
December 30, 2014
December 29, 2014
Hey, I remember this! Last seen when I was 5-6.
Welcome to Your One Corporation Government. Alas that this sort of thing is inevitable.
December 28, 2014
Despite the 5% economic growth you’re hearing about in the US, households actually lost disposable income in this revision — losing yet another $29 in real annualized per capita disposable income (now reported to be $37,496 per annum). This is now down a full $373 per year from the 4th quarter of 2012.
December 27, 2014
December 26, 2014
December 25, 2014
Defending The Mockingjay. Yep — much, much better than the reviews credited it to be.
▶ Unbelievable Girl Football Player. Goddamn is she fast. Amazing instincts, too.
December 24, 2014
That Time Texas Was At The Bottom Of The Sea. And one day may it (please) be there again.
December 23, 2014
A group of 12-year-old girls had the police called on them after they decided to bring their iPhones and iPads to a showing of The Hunger Games at a local cinema. The police officers who rushed to the scene were unable to find any recorded footage, but by then the children were too distressed to watch the rest of the film.
How to Disable the Lock Screen in Windows 8. For those cursed with Windows 8.
The Rise of the Y-Axis-Zero Fundamentalists. Dumbassery is not limited by IQ; it in fact might increase as IQ does.
December 22, 2014